There was only one time I did it, and i sent it around in emails. Looking back, I'm thinking this is pretty good! I should start a blog! The email had all fancy colours and fonts and centerings, which i ain't gonna redo here, but do enjoy. 13 days till we go @ it again.
The J & B Unedited
Champions !!!
J & B rebound from loss 2 weeks ago
Stunning controversy allows three teams to claim win
Arguably the best week for chix @ T.C.'s
Stix orders corned beef, not chicken stix
J & B, suffering their first loss in three months last game, rebounded with a win that should not have been as close or controversial as it became. After playing a magnificant game that had them in the lead by c.700 points, and a final question that they had prepared for only tens of minutes before, the championship of the game finally rested in a tearful confession by the fake champs before the near sellout crowd.
J & B, suffering from both from their placement of 6th of 7 teams in the rotation and the injuries of the two all star middle infielders got under way slowly. However, when they got the ball @ their feet, they rolled-in fact, they only screwed up on one question (movie and award, 1990 , whopie goldberg=best supp actress, ghost-they guessed 'sister act'). As usual, a large number of points were racked up in the music category, with all star 'chicken stix' go-go-gowey leading the team on-although some of the questions were answerable by all, it was "Stix Time", as J & B carried the 2q into the lead. Questions were answered, throws were converted, hang mans came through, resulting in a lead, built eventually to a 2300 - 1560 advantage over their closest rivals. This lead seemed safe when the final question was announced :
The AFI announced this week the top 100 movie songs of all time: the top ten-name them, with 6/10 getting credit, and 2000pt bonus for 10/10.
The long spring training had come to fruition, or so they had thought. Despite the list having been consulted in the 3q and tucked safely in the pocket of'blackguard' **, J & B in the end could not insure they would keep the lead. Despite having 9/10, they could not get the last item, a song from 'pinocho' . Assured of the 6/10, they now needed to have other teams get @ least one wrong, to keep them away from the abnormally and absurdly large 2000 pt bonus. This almost didnt happen: The closest challenger basically 10/10, but on review, Pat " That's rite Mick-man" Benkowski ruled that "somewhere/rainbow" didnt qualify correctly as "somewhere over the rainbow":goodbye 2k bonus, hello possible championship J & B. J & B, aware that they were still on a thin wire because of the bonus, conceeded defeat when "The (loser?) experience", (the youngest team to compete in a while) completely against the run of their lame play, got all ten out of ten. Shouts of "1919 black sox!!!", "tommy t is involved!!!", "riddle me this, batman" , and "Trade reinsdorf !!!" roiled out of the crowd: in a stunning sequence, the leader of the loser experience, Loser "loser" Loser, was called before the replay judge, and asked that the trophy to awared to the next team in line= J & B. After consulting w/ each other, J & B decided, on a vote of 2/3 to award 1/2 (instead of 100%) of the winnings to the "somewhere/rainbow" team.
So J & B are again on top, despite the month long absence of the middle infield all star tandem of "dr. pepper" ** and "dangles"*** . Over the last month, their injury list time has ruined J & B's championship dreams once and damaged- though not fatally-another raising of the belt. One can only think that if 'pepper' had been on the pen end of the 'what will we bet for final q" , a total bet would have ensued instead of a palty 731(?). As it is, champions again, all heil J & B !!
J & B NOTES
the evil question of the mobile phone has now occured two week's in a row=last championship was largely credited as a "da bar" cheat scheme
as noted above, there were seven teams in this weeks competition.
several remembered cats: a=movie awards/roles/movies/year.............b=tv roles..........c=typical 60-90's tv........................d=2004 baseball stats from wednesday.......e=some sorta music category.......................
what a nite for chix..................unknown to all, it seems dangles and dr. p prove probmatically noxious to stunning women=in addition to the women of the 3d milinnium, J & B 's barmaid****, there was "little pony tail" on the 'loser experience' -nice nice little body, cute little tite outfit, and that little FUCKING pony tail................................................................................ok, ok, continue.....................................................................................there were also the little nippet with the halter type top, beautiful face and wonderful long brown hair who had the drink off with out barmaid-- despite repeated shouts of " pillow fite!! pillow fite!!", most notably from J & B, they carried on ................................after this drink off, all 3 members of J & B curiously went to seperate bathrooms and remained in them for severals of minutes, coming out all sweaty and red, muttering "drink off, i'll give them something to drink off.."................there was another, but details were lost............................J & B's barmaid was in finest fashion, tite jeans, exquisite little top showing off her glorious midriff and tatoo on the small of her back*****, just............glorious............................in a smart move destined to lead nowhere, there was actually some heavy flirting going on w' "ms. 3d Millinium".......................she'll be back next week, but the question is- will halter top and little pony tail be? the world wonders and hopes
Chicken stix indeed!!-out of nowhere, it was the rueben sandwich experience that blackguard and captain walked in on
*= Chemical Man....and notice that he had a different nixname back then
**=Peppys....and notice that he had a different nixname back then
***=Lazers....and notice that he had a different nixname back then
****=This must mean Glasses
*****=Yeah, its Glasses.
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