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"Hey blackie, did you shit on any of those highways while you were driving them?"
"Those mountains look like piles of steaming shit!!!"
Where s the bathroom on that hiway- I have to take a shit with the nazis and also take another shit"
This one was deemed too controversial=
"Bathroom?"
80 comments:
You fucking piece of shit son- i wish i had shit you out the other end reather than have so much embaressemnt of you, my piece of shit son...
Even though I'm dead and have another 1,378 years left of purgatory, i'm still read your shitty blog- I hate you son, for the gifts you havve squandered. So humilating, you piece of shit worthless shiteater shit.
Good Post !!
You sucked in bed- i'd rather fuck my tiolet cleaner with dirty shit on it.
Can we trade you in for a cool uncle, like uncle gacy??
you belong with hitler
I am proud of you
HELPPPPPPPPP!! I can't swim!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, I'm coming to helpyou, shit!! Oh no, I'm dissolving into the bowl--help !!!!!!!!
I never liked that piss. Now, an elephants piss!!
How come all we talk about the last two comments are about urination?? Can't we get back to taking about shit agai? It smells so much better.
My names Brian, and so is my wife's!!
My names Brian, and so is my wife's!!
My names shit eater, and so is my husbands.......well, he actually is O'shiteater, but its sorta the same.
Shiteater and O'Shiteater are very different names. We are of the purebred Shiteaters, and none of that lowlife O'shiteaters should be mentioned in the same breath.
Hey, great site !! I used to post on that really hetero site "electrical audio", but I decided it was too diritive for me. but seriously, if i needed to mike up my toilet to record the sound of my plop hitting the water for the new Big Rapeac record, what gear should I use? Should I tape a mike to my ass? Should I shave it a bit 'cause it's really hairy?
I'm too intense for this blog!!
You got abbini to comment on your blog?? Oh son, i was wrong. You area success!! Ask him anbout a possible rapeman reunion.
kil
Hey, what about me??
What did you take in college, Hilts? Physical education?
I hate those stupis nicknames you have. Can you tellmme who Dragon, Blackie, and Stoi are? I need to kick their asses in.
No- I was rite in the beginning- you are a failure, you fucking piece of shit.
I waited in the rain for hours- you weren't there
Say, would you like to go shopping with me one of these days??
window licker !!
No more using my name as a code word for Caligula- I hate it!!
No more using my name as a code word for Caligula- I hate it!!
Say Paul, george and I were thinking of coming back to life with Hilts's dad and reforming the Beatles. Any cahnce y'd be interested?
I have to see if my cats shit is solid out in the cubbord sloppdish. I like
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Joey from frenz is my sister, and so is my wife
Joey from frenz is my sister, and so is my wife
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where have all the shit posts gone?/ good time stinkin' them
hilts, what kind of an obviously heteroesexual name is that??
I will not allow my blog to become anti-hetereosexual in any way or form. From now on, I'm not allowing anyone else to post such comments on this holy and serious site. Fuck all of your pets, and the mice they rode in on.
I hate this site
I dropped aome in my pantz
je fancy a hand shandy?
I like that garbage on yr hands- kinna get some?
Dripped Pulpit East
WE are instantly orderering you to desist use of our feckled tradewinded name for protexion against 134 varieties of bathroom sloppies. If you insist on using it again, you will be hearing it sometimes good.
We are assigning you the next contract to write a sloppy book that we want you to write. Here is the sum of 12,000 units. Will you be good boy?
bathroom?
I have just defecated. All my life, I have had a problem with the stench and messiness that gets all over my pants after defication. How can I do my business without getting all mushy??
Dear toilet user:
Just urinate from now on.
Hilts:
Now yr doing the family name proud, Hilts!! Your deep and insightful work on what it means to exist in the modern world as a Bathroomist has inspired us all. Your dead father would be proud!!
Pussy of a son = Stop ripping off Hogans Hereo's and Monty Python. Not only am I dead, but I'm also ashamed of your hiding your work on pee pee. let that golden flow GO!!!!
Throw yourself down this cliff and I will do something for you!!
Eat these stones and , um, all these chix will worship you?
Fed EX your comments into the tiolet room
How come my parents hate me so much?? i think it was because I was so good @ tioilet training.
Say, lads, do you think we can sell some of our songs to sell Cadilacs??
What you give is what you gnewt!!
So they can be heard down in the el station @ noon?
how come you never give us yr messy business?
What I like about this young man Hilts......is his..............DEDication to.....keeping a.........clean bottom.......despite the times we live in...........his......rump............always smells.......just like ..........a babies...........................bottom..........
Too much bathroom humour........can we start to get crawlspace jokes now??
Too much bathroom humour........can we start to get crawlspace jokes now??
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dunnnnngggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm glad we waited until divorce!!
What smells so good?
If only I could tell my brother my true identity
If I were you, I'd be ashamed of the bathroom
kuwish...............plloooooooooooop!!
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What a fucking......preverse................piece of shit..............
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Love thy neighbour as theyself
Son: Did I ever tell you how much i love you and am so proud that you even have the Lord our saviour jesus Christ reading and responding to yr blog!! A wonderful son!!!
Mom, can you please stop reading my blog and embarrassing me in front of my frenz???
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