Guest Speaker

We had a real good guest speaker @ school today. Lets just say one of his jobs is being a Reverand, and maybe one of his sons is a congressman. It was fun having a star inschool.

What a speaker !! He had the whole auditorium speaking along with him. His main message was that we have to live in unity, highlighting especially the need for black and latino to understand each other. What a speaker !! Oh, I wrote that already. Well, let me demonstrate- lets make up that he was talking about the importance of the bathroom and construct this speech (italisized speech is the auditorium of kids responding):

Rev. speaking
It is important for the young people to know how to go. Now say after me:

If I need to go (If I need to go)

to the bathroom (to the bathroom )

Then I must (Then I must)

Then I must(Then I must)

go to the bathroom (go to the bathroom )

and if it's messy (and if its messy )

and if - it's - MESSY (and if its messy )

(((cheers of the students)))

then I need to clean my mess(then I need to clean my mess)

and if it's very dirty (and if its very dirty )

(((cheers of the students)))

then I need to get out the soap and water(then I need to get out the soap and water)

Then I - need - to - get - out -the -soap -and -water(then I need to get out the soap and water)

then I NEED to get out the soap AND WATER(then I need to get out the soap and water)

(((massive cheers of the students))

to make sure(to make sure)

to make sure(to make sure)

that its good and clean(that its good and clean)

and if it gets all over my pants (and if it gets all over my pants)

then I need to (then I need to)

take off those pants (take off those pants )

and throw them into the washer(and throw them into the washer)

and get then real clean(and get then real clean)

Thank you students, and stay clean, wash up, and bathroom it up............... (((standing ovation)))