20 September, 2007

Moho's bachelor party

I didn't go to Vegas for Moho's party- "poor poor penniless me /p.p.p.m.". But one of the golden stories that should never be left in Veags was a certain fellow Chrisslympics athelete had to, well, hose down a stripper. Well, he didn't HAVE to hose her down, but he would have lost whatever money they had paid her. Again, I wasn't there, but the story is ledgend amongst the old boys- and what they always say is the shocking site of our buddy in the hosing position.

8 comments:

Hilts said...

The duality of man = my three posts today were two smutty ones and then one one being a good catholic. Yeesh.

Anonymous said...

Of my 25 trips to Las Vegas, the sight of the referenced Chrisslympics athlete coming out of the club's shower room, drenched from head to toe, stands out as one of my all-time favorite Sin City visuals.

Anonymous said...

Plus, she deserved it

Dread Pirate Jessica said...

Smuttiness and Catholicism are hardly dual. That's what seperates us from the Prods.

Dread Pirate Jessica said...

By the way, ick. Hosing down strippers is an actual entertainment feature people pay money for?

How very, very Catholic indeed.

Hilts said...

I wasn't there this nite, but yes, hosing down strippers......is a ...........when I heard of it.......exciting.......yeah..... I'm not exactely a stripper guy either=I'd been forced to a strip club only once (I forced them to go to that Harold's Chicken on Central and Chicago @ 2 in the morning), but have enjoyed bachelor parties.

There is something in the power dynamic of 'a woman taking off her clothes for the enjoyment of men'. That has caught me, and whatever it says about me- well, it's said, I guess- and printed here for emphesis. I'm very much thinking of the "women on display" thing in our culture that doeesn't quite translate to "men on display" (Except for later Morrissey record covers)

Yeah, in varying forms, all my lovers have had to......play like this with me. Again, they have been beddy beddy good to me in those regards in the past- I can't remember a game I've wanted to play where we didn't, or @ least try.

So- hosing down a stripper- it wouldn't have occured to me to do. But exciting to think about.

Dread Pirate Jessica said...

Really? I love strippers but I've never wanted to hose one down. Talk about a mood killer.

BTW, strip clubs where men get it off are stop 3 for many ladies after a break up or a few drinks too early in the afternoon. Have been for awhile. Don't tell them I told you . . . but men are very much on display . . . also, we don't have to pay to get it on with them afterwards. Okay, seriously SERIOUSLY don't tell them I told you that.

Hilts said...

Funny thing is, I have a good friend who used to be a stripper. She and a better friend used to live to-gether, and she used to always get ready for work in front of us. very exhibitionist= She would be walking around naked wutting on her pasties for the nite. It was a little shocking @ first, but I was a regular @ their house and it became a natural thing after a bit.

Now, when she started having sex w/ her boyfriends in front of me-- what an exhibitionist !! She's a fun girl, of course, and stilla good friend. Bless you Sandra