11 June, 2007

The cook out

It was Holy Communion Time for one of Gf’s homies sons. Vas ist dis, peek neek?? Nice food, good company, not too many Gestapo spies attempting to ferret from me my parents voting record in the 1960 presidential race. Goodens.

Plus 88%Pauly from Goodfellas was there. He truly looked and acted like a rude Pauly, except that he was about 88% as big. He maddened women sitting ‘round him by saying how disgusting the Dove soap models are in the popular advertising campaign; later he put a rubber snake in his zipper-ho ho ho.

His best was when an actor walked into the backyard and started talking to 88%Pauly. The girls @ my table immed. started talking about when this or that guy came out of the closet. 88%Pauly asked the actor “Hey. Do you remember that one guy-he was kinda fruity, like you. He was a lot more fruitier than you.”

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Poll time: who is the best Paulie of all-time?

a) Paulie Konerko
b) Paulie from "Goodfellas"
c) Paulie Walnuts from "Sopranos"
d) Paulie from "Rocky"

All strong candidates...

Anonymous said...

"Goodfellas" Paulie, Paul Sorvino, gets special consideration because he has also played Joe Torre but it has to be Paulie Walnuts.

Anonymous said...

Maybe not the best Paulie (Mickey Rourke) but certainly one of the better lines using the word

by Eric Roberts.

"Paulie, they took my thumbs."