09 December, 2010

I’m Crushing Your Head (redux)

Written by Lazers
names edited by Hilts


J&B returned to Salerno’s while riding a long overdue one-game winning streak (courtesy of Bill and MG…plus a player who had a “cup of tea” with J&B back in the 90s). Fortunately, Salerno’s is relatively quiet, as Benkowski left his microphone in Oak Forrest (no repeating questions tonight!).

J&B represented by: Chemical Man, Stix, Hilts, Dragon, MG, Lazers and…for the Final Question only…the return of the 90s era “cup of tea” player…Chem's friend Mothers.

The competition: Sharks, Peeps, Awesome, and Auntie J

First half: 90s Sports Champions/William Shatner/The Globe (the tabloid, not the Earth)

’97 Red Wings won Stanley Cup by beating which team in the finals? Flyers
’96 Bulls won NBA Championship by beating which team in the finals? Seattle
Shatner player “Stan Fields” in what Sandra Bullock movie? Miss Congeniality
Shatner had a recurring role on what 60s TV medical drama? Dr. Kildare
Lynda Carter of “Wonder Woman” fame currently has career as? (hint: t.s.)

Scores at the half: J&B 960 Auntie J 870 Sharks 750 Awesome 610 Peeps 260

By halftime, J&B had taken on the new project of providing a nickname for the daughter of the restaurant’s owner. She again was sitting at the bar- white sweater, jeans, ponytail, stripper boots- causing erections. The project would not reach its conclusion on this night- we can do better than “Boots”.

Second half: NFL 2010/90s Country Music/Steve Martin & Teri Garr

Only NFC QB with over 3,000 yards passing this season? Rodgers
Only NFC RB with over 1,000 yards rushing this season?
Only NFC WR with over 1,000 yards receiving this season?
NFC player that leads the NFL with 11 ½ sacks?
NFC player that leads the NFL with 7 interceptions? guy on Eagles

Scores: J&B 2070 Awesome 1510 Sharks 1450 Auntie J 1370 Peeps 900

J&B wins the random number lottery and will get to pick its final category first from: Everybody Loves Raymond, Leslie Nielsen, Eva Longoria, Male Celebrity Year of Birth, Hamburger Chains, Presidents, or Female Celebrity Year of Birth.

J&B wagers the classic and selects Female Celebrity YOB despite the protests of MG, who wanted to select Presidents.

Female Year of Birth:
Pat Benatar?
Christina Aguilera?
Aretha Franklin?

Raymond:
Ray Romano Year of Birth?
Show ran from 1996-2005: how many episodes?
In the 80s, Brad Garrett won $100,000 on this talent-oriented show?

Presidents:
Dan Quayle was VP for which President?
George Washington Year of Birth?
Which President was between Jackson and William Henry Harrison?

Male Year of Birth?
Emilio Estevez?
Usher?
Jermaine Jackson?

Leslie Nielsen:
Year of Birth?
Was born in what country?
Career breakthrough was on this Disney TV miniseries in the 60s?

Hamburger Chains:
Year Burger King started?
Year Hardee’s started?
Year White Castle started?

Gentlemen?
PART II
BLOGGER RITE NOW NOT ALLOWING ME TO PUT IN SCOND HALF

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