13 February, 2010

The Champs are here!

written by Lazers
names edited by Hilts
J&B made its return to Salerno’s, the site of the 2009 Championship victory. The other teams cheered and tossed confetti as J&B made its way around the restaurant. After a brief ceremony during which J&B received its rings, it was time to move forward with the 2010 season.

J&B represented by: Vhemical Man, Stix, hilts, Dragon , Mike Trivia, Peeps, and Lazers

The competition: Golden Jet, Sharks, Peeps, Valentines, Auntie Joannie, and Chicago

First half: Superbowl Commercials/Asia/Music of 80s and 90s

What is the capital of Thailand?
What former NFL quarterback was on a commercial for Skechers?
From the 90s- who sang “1979”?
From the 90s- who sang “Sonny Came Home”?
From the 80s- who sang “In Your Eyes”?
What is the capital of India?
What is the capital of the United Arab Emirates?
What is a Philippine herbal cure for many things- 10 letters including 3 k’s?

Hilts “This place does bring the German out of me.”

Waitress, on Hilts: “He needs some mousse.”

Scores after one half: J&B 1180 Chicago 680 Golden Jet 610 Peeps 480 Sharks 400 Valentines 320 Joannie 240

Second half: Strange Facts/Chicago Streets/Superbowl

What player scored the first points in Superbowl 44?
Who is the only quarterback to win 3 MVP awards in the Superbowl?
Who was the MVP of Superbowl 4?
Within 13, how many times is the F-word used in the movie “Casino”?

Scores after two halves: J&B 1910 Chicago 1600 Sharks 1100 Valentines 990 Golden Jet 920 Peeps 840 Joannie 670

Many options for Final Category:

Recent Sports Illustrated Covers
Inventions and Inventors
Soap Operas
The Kardashians
Movie Lines
40 Sexiest Videos
Baseball Year of Birth


Though Hilts lobbies for the baseball category, J&B decides to pick Movie Lines. The wager is the classic (1291). Two of three wins wager. All three wins 3000 bonus points.

Inventions:
(only last name needed)- Inventor of the Frisbee- died within the last 24 hours?
Inventor of Peanut Butter?
Inventor of the card game “Braino”- name not needed- associated with Benkowski for over 30 years- 13 letters across 4 words?

Soap Operas:
On “All My Children”- whom does Justin Bruening play?
On “The Young and the Restless”- whom does Tracey Bregman play?
On “As the World Turns”- who plays Meg?


Baseball Year of Birth (within 2):
Lance Johnson?
Robin Yount?
Carl Yastrzemski?

Movie Lines:

“I’ll lasso the moon for you” (old movie)
“Bring me the head of John the Baptist.” (1962)
“How could they be sure he’d die with the train going 15 miles per hour?” (40s movie, remade in the 70s)

And the other final question categories remain orphans. Gentlemen?


PART II

J&B guesses:

It’s A Wonderful Life
The Greatest Story Ever Told
Double Indemnity

First half answers:
Bangkok
Joe Montana
Smashing Pumpkins
Shawn Colvin
Peter Gabriel
New Delhi
Abu Dhabi
Katakataka

Second half answers:

Matt Stover
Joe Montana
Len Dawson
442 fucks

Final Question:

Auntie Joannie- 670 points- Movies- guesses “It’s A Wonderful Life” (correct), “Greatest Story Ever Told” (no), “Double Indemnity” (correct)- that’s two out of three- wagered 151- up to 821.

J&B knows where it stands- we have to avoid another team getting the bonus.

Peeps- 840- Movies- guess “It’s A Wonderful Life” (correct), “Ben Hur” (no), “Murder on the Orient Express” (no)- didn’t catch the wager, but I’m pretty certain 3000 bonus points weren’t awarded.

Golden Jet- 920- Inventions- guesses Al Morrison (last name correct), George Washington Carver (correct), and “my father-in-law” (correct)- that’s all three correct- wagered 920- up to 4840. Game over for J&B.

Valentines- 990- Soap Operas- guess Jamie (correct), Tracey (no), Gina Tognoni (no)- only one correct- wagered 990- thanks for playing.

Sharks- 1100- Movies- guess “It’s A Wonderful Life” (correct), “Lawrence of Arabia” (no), “Laredo” (no)- only one correct- didn’t catch the wager.

Chicago- 1600- Baseball- guesses L Johnson 1963 (exact), R Yount 1955 (exact), C Yastrzemski 1939 (exact)- that’s all three correct- wagered 1590- up to 6190.

J&B- 1910- Movies- guesses “It’s A Wonderful Life” (correct), “Greatest Story Ever Told” (no), “Double Indemnity” (correct)- that’s two out of three- wagered 1291- up to 3201. Team Chicago earns the victory.

And yes, J&B would have had all three baseball year of birth questions correct. Stix’s moral of the story: “Don’t ever ever ever ever go against year of birth.”

Missing answers:

Tracey Bregman plays Lauren
Meg is played by Marie Wilson
Missing movie: “King of Kings”
It was Walter Morrison who invented the Frisbee

Salerno’s is a good place for trivia. Other than the championship, it has been a long while since we’ve faced that many teams with most being competitive. On the negative side- I’m guessing those beers were expensive.

St. Bede’s coming up February 27th. It is unknown whether J&B will have a tune-up trivia prior to then.

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