05 March, 2009

i am not naturally evil

Oh no, it hasn't passed my attention that the Man Himself (Morrissey) is going to be in Chicago on 4 April - and, well, He'll also be in Milwaukee the nite before. And, um, St. Louis, on the Wednesday of spring break.

And yes, these are the ways on which i was raised.....

Football au Printemps: ...laughing like crazy/@...

Boy - I'm still deeply in terrible shit because I do not have a soccer roster set yet. No question the school's AD is much more of a stickler for stuff than any other AD i've dealt w/ in the last two decades - we'd already have a preliminary roster, except that ... I dunno, she's saying we have to have a set roster ready for the season next week. This of course is ...... nothing that's ever seen before, by me, in any other program. However, as an old librarian who worked here once said, this school likes to follow the rules - and the rules I tried to BEND - everything was legal - wasn't allowed. Lots of head scratching, and deep instincts for all of us to fight off the urge to feel that someone here HATES THE GIRLS SOCCER PROGRAM - but the realization that I need to danse to this tune if I am to deliver on what i want for the girls in the program. It may be that everyone has to follow these

Yesterday was absurd. JV coach is really good, but a site that AD was dealing w/ him and not me (I came to practice after him and she was talking to him, and she basically ignored me and continued w/ him- fine, my girls need my attention, deal w/ whatever w/ my second, ok?) Um, i'm the technical director of this program - do you REALLY want this program to go back to seven games a year and no off season and Fridays off during the season and ? Do you care?

So, yesterday, I felt terrible. Just rotten. I'd known that in all reality, this school has never seen as ambitious a soccer person here as ever before - better players, better coaches: but never, to my knowledge, w/ my package - someone 'young', hard working, willing to put in the blood and sweat and TIME, experienced (this is the fourth high school program I have been a part of, and two others i have watched closely), and knows what to do. Now, this may be false - I have been here but fiver years now - but since, say, 1994, Ive never heard of my school having any sort of successful history. Now, in 1975, maybe - but not in my time*.

So, down on myself for the fucked up situation w/ the paperwork, down and fearful that i'd lose my team next year (Can't happen? Remember, 50 million Americans actually VOTED FOR GEORGE W. BUSH FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES), yesterday was shockingly terrible.

And then today. Great weather, we are still legal to conduct tryouts, and gloriously, 70 young women out trying out for the team. Again, the breath of life flowed through me. I love it. We had my girls, the varsity, scrimmaging on a small field. We had another two small groups of girls practicing in another area. Then, after 10th period, we had a smashing load of girls come out to play. Although baseball and softball had their people out - we dominated the space. And yes, I do feel competition w/ ALL other sports, 'cepting my beloved boys basketball team.

But- still no full sheets of paperwork .... and our first two exhibition games loom next week. One we can probably get away with - I don't even have to be there - but next week we have to have it set.
As Wellington said of Waterloo, It'll be a near run thing. Mite as well through in Blucher as well : Quelle affair! And, finally, Aliotta Haynes Jeremiah : to-morrow is another day.
.................................
*=please note, I really haven't done anything besides double the number of games played since last year, gotten them conditioning - before the grand halt - long before any other year, and created a third 'freshman' team. Oh, wait, i HAVE done well so far!!

A lot like that one video in th bunker when the Giants beat Dallas

bless you gallo

04 March, 2009

Tshiro Mifune

If it's not Morrissey or Orla, my next favourite name for a child mite be Tshiro. Well. But highly satisfied am I about my double viewing of "The Lower Depths" - one by Renoir, one by Kurasowa. WHich was better? I must amidt that I favoured the French for the first bit - but eventually the Japanese won. He's just such a good director. And I have seen so many of his films @ this point, it's fun to know that I have a passing familiarity with japanese actors/actresses from the 50's and 60's.


Both film were great.

But what of Italian Neorealism?

Well, the chicago Public Library System has only so many of them.

olde ferenz

in todays dcs

03 March, 2009

Football au Printemps

Had 'tryouts' today - for the first time in 2 weeks, our squad was back together. I'm off to see my schools BBall team play (home from practice @ 6.50p , out the door @ 7.30p).

No time - paperwork, eating, hello to mum, etc - but it was beyond wondeful to finally be w/ the kids again. And I'll tell you why I love it so much: we are like a little family (well, 60 strong), and for me that family love is an ineluctible part to life - and I am the leader o it all.

Miss so being a classroom teacher - but there is always family. And I help create it.
I so have to go.

02 March, 2009

FB Love

Nope, don't know who thy are, but do know its in front of Bigmans house.


Football au Printemps: the neices and nephews

It's an expensive thing to run a soccer team,ut blessedly last years staff left w/ w/ just enough to be able to be ok tis year. Bless youse,Coach's A. and A. I've written this before, but to save $97 a game for added non conference games, I've reached agreements w/ three coaches that instead of hiring refs', we will use one ref from each side and not pay them. So, for the game over spring break w/ Nek, we'll use one boy from each side to ref. Same w/ Lit and Sah. Gob and Lek both insist on paying the $97, so my hands are tied there.

However, it's w/ great pleasure that I'm able to invlove the kids w/ my program. I'd wanted neice.1 to coach my freshman team - a little thing about her being in roma for 6m squeleched that (somehwere around $1500 to coach). But Nephew.2 is on Spring Break then, and he's agreed to ref that first game. They will have their ref as well. I'm not gonna pay him - I've coached his soccer teams maybe 5-6 times over the years and have taken him to literally 100 Fire games by this point. He'll enjoy it.

Chicago au Printemps

Every Spring I finally remember - check the front of the house and see f Dad's Flowers are coming up. Told'n story 'fores : Dad, leaving us on the Sunday nite/Monday morning of Thanksgiving Weekend 1n 1993, but he left us a reminder that life goes on: the tulips the man had planted and we all forgot about - suddenly the following Spring started to bloom. It helped assuage over the impenetrable grief we felt, and made us all Love tuplips.

He'd gotten thm from some guy in Beverly whi he did odd jobs for. The guy also died, and they were selling the house. Dad - comon the poverty he was raised in - dug up th tuplips he knew bloomed there every year and replanted them here. He never got to see them when he was alive @ our house, but we appreciate them always.

Yesterday I finally figgered to check. Naked fingers under frozen blanket of leaves put there to help protect the bulbs. Yes, I see green. Reprotect. So, along w/ Gordon Beckham HR starting a three run rally in the 9th to beat the dogers (who cares the winner in a spring training game - but we all care about the teams future rocking it hard), Sundays other wonder news is that dad has reminded us again about life.

"limp wristed pantywaist seriously overdoing it on stage"

One of my two favourite descriptions ever of a singer on stage was this one, put out by Rolling Stone in say 1993, describing Brett Anderson thusly : " a limp wristed pantywaist seriously overdoing it on stage". Suede has so many good songs - and with special pleasure i remember getting Jacob to see them in 92 or 93 @ Metro - only us two: no vito, gallo, or any of the other britpoppers from that time period (and no, patience had yet to exist in our world - which meant Crankface knew naught of that shit as well).

But, a $7 ticket (SEVEN TO SEE SUEDE AT THE METRO - TAKE THAT PATIENCE!) got us a 45m raveup. They were brilliant. And the description "limp wristed pantywaist seriously overdoing it on stage" - holy shit, earned. Brilliant.

So, since I'd posted so much gay themed/played music lately, I figgered I had to do some more. So:




Another Engerlanderer that I love, Chesterfield (also known as English Matt), also likes this band (which englander/irisher doesn't?), and after a heavy nite out I crashed on his floor, but to wind down, always come on w/ the rugby videos and the brit pop. I can remember he being astonished that i - like every 'irish' (or english, or italian, or etce cte ct) kid everywhere, I could sing along w/ every word.

And that wonderful athemic sing out - you know: "an-e-mallllllllllllll/ an an-e malllllllllloooooooooo" or however it goes.

Whatever - I'm so very glad that the life was breathed into me and I got to experience this. Sweat. dansing. Loving it. An believe me - the instant they rocked into whatever song - there was m dansing.

It was 1993. What did you expect me to do At a concert then - sit there and listen??

"an-e-mallllllllllllll/ an an-e malllllllllloooooooooo"

This sent over by the Joker from Move On

Dear MoveOn member,
Want to see what change looks like? Real change?

Well, here it is. Last week, President Obama unveiled his budget—his blueprint for America—and it's ambitious, amazing, and unapologetically progressive. As Paul Krugman said, it will set America on a "fundamentally new course."1

President Obama called his budget "a threat to the status quo," and trust me, the status quo noticed. Oil companies, big banks and insurance companies are already mobilizing to stop it.2

Unfortunately, most folks don't realize how far-reaching and progressive the plan is—that's where we all come in.

Here are 10 really incredible things about Obama's plan. Check them out and then send them on to your friends and family so that millions of people will have the information they need to fight to make this vision a reality.

10 things you should know about Obama's plan (but probably don't)
The plan:


Makes a $634 billion down payment on fixing health care that will go a long way toward paying for a more efficient, more affordable health care system that covers every single American.3

Reduces taxes for 95% of working Americans. And if your family makes less than $250,000, your taxes won't go up one dime.4

Invests more than $100 billion in clean energy technology, creating millions of green jobs that can never be outsourced.5

Brings our troops home from Iraq on a firm timetable, finally bringing the war to a close—and freeing up almost ten billion dollars a month for domestic priorities.6

Reverses growing income inequality. The plan lets the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans expire and focuses on strengthening the middle class.7

Closes multi-billion-dollar tax loopholes for big oil companies. 8

Increases grants to help families pay for college—the largest increase ever.9


Halves the deficit by 2013. President Obama inherited a legacy of huge deficits and an economy in shambles, but his plan brings the deficit under control as soon as the economy begins to recover.10

Dramatically increases funding for the SEC and the CFTC—the agencies that police Wall Street.11

Tells it straight. For years, budgets have used accounting tricks to hide the real costs of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the Bush tax cuts, and too many other programs. Obama's budget gets rid of the smokescreens and lays out what America's priorities are, what they cost, and how we're going to pay for them.12
This is the change we voted for. President Obama has done his part, now we need to do ours.

Can you pass this on to your personal network and then click here to let us know how many people you told, so we can track our impact together:


http://pol.moveon.org/budget10/?id=15687-2146880-MqhJHsx&t=1
Thanks for all you do.

–Daniel, Tanya, Peter, Justin and the rest of the team

P.S. Turns out there are way more than 10 amazing things in Obama's budget and we couldn't resist sharing just a few more.

Stops unnecessary government subsidies to big banks, health insurance companies and big agribusinesses.13,14,15

Expands access to early childhood education and improves schools by investing in programs that make sure every child has a qualified, strong teacher.16

Negotiates for better prescription drug prices using Medicaid's tremendous bargaining power.17

Expands access to family planning for low-income women.18

Caps the pollution that causes global warming, and makes polluters pay to support clean energy innovation.19

Sources:
1. "Climate of Change," The New York Times, February 27, 2009
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/27/opinion/27krugman.html?em
2. "Obama Calls His Budget Sweeping, Needed Change," The New York Times, February 28, 2009
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=51201&id=15687-2146880-MqhJHsx&t=2
3. "Obama Offers Broad Plan to Revamp Health Care," The New York Times, February 26, 2009
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=51202&id=15687-2146880-MqhJHsx&t=3
4. "Obama Expects Fight Over $3.55 Trillion Budget Plan," Bloomberg News, February 28, 2009
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=51203&id=15687-2146880-MqhJHsx&t=4
5. "Energy Budget Is Sunlight After Eight Years of Darkness," Center for American Progress, February 26, 2009
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=51204&id=15687-2146880-MqhJHsx&t=5
6. "The Economic Cost of War in Iraq and Afghanistan," The New York Times, March 1, 2009
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/01/weekinreview/01glanz.html
7. "Tax Cuts," The New York Times, February 26, 2009
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/27/washington/27web-tax.html
8. "Energy Budget Is Sunlight After Eight Years of Darkness," Center for American Progress, February 26, 2009
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=51204&id=15687-2146880-MqhJHsx&t=6
9. "Student Loans," The New York Times, February 26, 2009
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/27/washington/27web-edu.html
10. "Obama unveils budget blueprint," CNN, February 26, 2009
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/02/26/budget/
11. "Obama budget would boost SEC, CFTC, FBI," Reuters, February 26, 2009
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=51205&id=15687-2146880-MqhJHsx&t=7
12. "Obama's budget," Los Angeles Times, February 27, 2009
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=51206&id=15687-2146880-MqhJHsx&t=8
13. "Student Loans," The New York Times, February 26, 2009
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/27/washington/27web-edu.html
14. "Health Insurance Stocks Dive on Medicare Advantage Cuts," The Wall Street Journal, February 26, 2009
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=51207&id=15687-2146880-MqhJHsx&t=9
15. "Agriculture," The New York Times, February 26, 2009
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/27/washington/27web-agri.html
16. "Investing Wisely in Our Children," Center for American Progress, February 26, 2009
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=51208&id=15687-2146880-MqhJHsx&t=10
17. "Obama Offers Broad Plan to Revamp Health Care," The New York Times, February 26, 2009
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=51202&id=15687-2146880-MqhJHsx&t=11
18. "Obama Offers Broad Plan to Revamp Health Care," The New York Times, February 26, 2009
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=51202&id=15687-2146880-MqhJHsx&t=12
19. "Setting 'Green' Goals," The New York Times, February 26, 2009
http://www.moveon.org/r?r=51209&id=15687-2146880-MqhJHsx&t=13

01 March, 2009

St. Bedes Cup

written by Lazers
names edited bby Hilts
This past Saturday evening, J&B returned to St. Bede’s to defend its 2008 championship. As the competition filled the church basement, Hilts read aloud from one of the talisman: “I want that emotion—I need that emotion—and I – will have that emotion!”

The championship roster returned intact: Moho, Chemical Man, Peppys/Hammer, Dragon, Chem’s friend Trivia, Gf, Nite Nurse, Stix, Hilts and Lazers

The format remained the same: 12 categories of questions, with breaks after each group of 3. To the dismay of J&B, bonus points again were raffled off for correctly answering trivia questions posted by a nun. Also, it was fortunate that J&B was placed at a table near the front, as the sound system was terrible. At times, the St. Bede’s trivia made Benkowski look like a professional.

The night also featured the promise of a Bonus Trivia battle after the main event.

After winning last year with a point total in the mid-90s, J&B decides to put forth a 2009 estimate of 93 points, used for tiebreaker purposes. The rationale was that, should J&B manage a point total matching last year’s winning amount, the tiebreaker is less likely to be needed.

Category 1: Food and Drink

What are the top two selling spices in the world?
What was the original flavor of the Twinkie filling?
What was the first commercially produced breakfast cereal?

Category 2: Ad Slogans

“What’ll you have?”
“From the land of sky blue water”
“Lifts and separates”

Category 3: Presidential

Who was the youngest person to become President?
Who was President during the USA’s first centennial?
Which President served the shortest term in office?

Through the first three categories, J&B was announced as the leader with what was estimated to be 24 out of 30 correct.

In a bit of coincidence, prior to the start of trivia, it was wondered if the Hooters menu included with my order of 20 hot wings would prove to be a source for answers. Sure enough, one of the Ad Slogans asked was, “Delightfully tacky, yet refined.”

Category 4: Literature

Which Dr Seuss book is the 3rd largest selling book in the English language?
What are the first names of the Finch family in “To Kill A Mockingbird”?
According to “Animal Farm”, which are the smartest animals?

Category 5: Movies

Al Pacino won his only “Best Actor” Oscar for what film?
What was the name of the judge’s nephew in “Caddyshack”?
Johnny Depp appeared in what classic horror film?

Category 6: Where in the World Am I?

Okay, this category was visual, so no questions here.

After six categories, J&B was not ranked in the top three. Estimated around 21 of 30 correct answers in this past segment.

It was during the Movies category that J&B started to get testy, I think primarily from the question asking for the spelling of the current governor of California’s name.

Category 7: Sports

What quarterback once threw 70 passes in one game (NFL)?
What was the first team sport added to the Olympics (1900)?
Who was the first golfer to win more than $1 million in official earnings in a single year?

Category 8: Science

What is a haboob?
A snowflake has how many sides or points?
What color of the rainbow is on the inside of the arc (generally defined 7-color rainbow)?

Category 9: Name That Tune: The Day the Music Died

Okay, this category was audio, looking for the artist for each song played. The common thread was that each artist was deceased. With Stix in attendance, J&B had hoped the music category would offer a chance to gain some ground on the other teams. Unfortunately, this category proved to be pathetically easy. J&B missed only one, and I think the result would have been the same even if Stix were not there.

After nine categories, J&B was tied for third. It was during this intermission that J&B submitted its entry into the Bonus Trivia battle. For that battle, teams had to select from one of three general categories: Sports, Movies or 80s (those would have 30 questions each, broken down by three sub-categories). After seeing the sports questions from the last round (and fearing the “Fashion/Fads/Trends” sub-category for the 80s), J&B decides to select the Movie category and stick with it…unless the moderators announce that the Bonus Trivia Sports category would instead be “Sports People Actually Follow”.

Category 10: “Rod”

Who did Blagojevich run against for governor in 2002?
What is Blagojevich’s real first name?
Where did Blagojevich get his Law degree?

Category 11: Chicago Sports Champions

Who scored the first touchdown in the ’85 season Superbowl?
Which Chicago team has the most world championships?
Who had the winning shot in game 6 of the ’97 NBA Finals?

Category 12: Chronology

Okay, this category was visual, as each team was given a sheet with 15 events on it. Teams had to place the events in chronological order. Events ranged from the Louisiana Purchase Treaty to the Exxon Valdez oil spill.

The “Rod” category was the worst category ever, featuring an overall huge batch of “who really cares” questions. Perhaps it simply was sour grapes due to getting only 3 correct answers, but J&B hated that category.

The Chicago Champions category featured one question for which the moderators undoubtedly provided an incorrect answer. The question was something along the lines of “whom did the Cubs beat in their last World Series win?” If the question meant on a “by game” basis, the answer is the Detroit Tigers in Game 6 of the 1945 Series. If the question meant on a “by series” basis, the answer is the Detroit Tigers in the 1908 Series (Game 5 won the Series). Under no interpretation can the St. Bede’s provided answer of “White Sox” be correct. J&B assumes they meant “first” rather than “last” World Series game victory.

Since the Chronology category had 15 questions instead of 10, it is unknown if scores were prorated or based upon a total of 125 questions total. If prorated, that could help explain the difference between the J&B estimate for questions it answered correctly and the total given by the moderators.

The Bonus Trivia event included another fee and started soon after the main event ended. J&B guesses it will get 23 out of 30 correct as a tiebreaker prediction.

Category 1: Movie Taglines

This black and white movie was filmed almost entirely in one room. The tagline is “Life is in Their Hands – Death is on Their Minds!”
This film starred Johnny Depp as Private Gator Lerner. What film’s tagline is “The First Casualty of War is Innocence.”?
Ronald Reagan was considered for the role of Mr. Braddock in the 1967 film whose tagline is “This is Benjamin. He is worried about his future.”

Category 2: Actors and Roles

What was Olivia Newton John’s character’s first and last name in “Grease”?
How many James Bond movies did Roger Moore star in?
What actor’s birth name is Marion Morrison?

Category 3: The Oscars

Name 2 of the 3 musicals to win the Best Picture Oscar in the 1960s?
Who has hosted the Oscar Award ceremony for a record 16 times?
What actor has won the most Oscars: Katherine Hepburn, Tom Hanks or Meryl Streep?

Home players?

Part II



Main Event Answers:

Pepper and mustard

Banana

Shredded wheat

Pabst Blue Ribbon

Hamm’s

Playtex Cross-Your-Heart bra

T Roosevelt

U Grant

W Harrison

Green Eggs & Ham

Atticus, Jeremy (Jem) and Jean Louise (Scout)

Pigs

Scent of a Woman

Spaulding

A Nightmare on Elm Street

Drew Bledsoe

Soccer

Curtis Strange

Sandstorm

6 points

Violet

Roland Burris

Milorad

Pepperdine

Matt Suhey

Chicago Bears

Steve Kerr



Bonus Trivia Answers:

12 Angry Men

Platoon

The Graduate

Sandy Olsson

7 Bond movies

John Wayne

My Fair Lady, West Side Story, and Sound of Music

Bob Hope

Katherine Hepburn


J&B is announced as the 4th place team in the Main Event with 89 points. Since 4th place paid nothing, it is assumed the result for the defending champions was announced as a taunt. J&B estimated it had 92 correct. Prorating the final question could account for 2 of that difference, with the remaining difference probably being a science question asking how to pasteurize something- Pat thought our answer of “boil it” was too specific for what they were looking for as an answer. J&B does not argue the incorrect answer for the Cub question, as the difference to move up into a money slot was more than one.

J&B had 27 of 30 correct for the Bonus Trivia…falling 1 short of the winning total of 28 (I do not know which category the winning team selected). J&B blames the inclusion of St. Bede’s specific questions as the difference (for the Hollywood category, one question asked: “What St. Bede school ’77 graduate portrayed the character Henry in ‘There Will Be Blood’”? Answer: Kevin O’Connor).


When all was said and done, J&B coughed up $175 to finish as the bubble team in two different trivia battles. I don’t know if it will be a Sunday at Groucho’s or on a return visit to Benkowski trivia, but somewhere and sometime soon, there are some other trivia teams that are going to get an old-fashioned J&B ass-whoopin’!

seemingly






not quite pete or roger




I have a cetain ewetube love of pop songs done more or less solo on piano. I threw out a real kool version of the Jesus and Mary Chain "Taste of Cindy", my favourite single piece of work from their 80's material.

Anyway.

some kind of fool

I've seen Duran Duran - say, six times or so. True. Travelled to Milwaukee, Indiana, UIC Pavilion, even the Metro. There have been other places, as well. Durannie, you say? Well, more along the lines of good friend to a total total durannie, MEP - who initiated squadrons of us going to shows over the years. So, I've been to shows w/ three ex's over the years and truly have enjoyed them. As a result of MEPS's efforts, i'll totally cop to being a duran fan. Plenty of songs I dig, tonnes of stories over the years- hell, I have about 5 of their CDs.

That first time seeing them, however, I most enjoyed the opening song of the then unheard of by me band Earsure. There was the stage, then there walked out four dudes - two backup singers in tails, one singer, and one dude - I knew him, it was the guy from Yazoo - w/ an acoustic guitar and a small synth in front of him (a look @ the video here shows that their stage setup hasn't changed in two decades). Instantly, when that acoustic, amped up w/ electricity thought he speakers started to hit - and, almost as importantly to me - the stupid stupid stupid staging - so absurd I loved it.

The song stayed w/ me, somewhat amusingly. Erasure? Oh, I love one of their songs... let me tell you... (see above for rest of conversation). In the run up to the famous "Ides of March" party in 1996, when women and dansing and hurting hearts and craziness and betrayal - and dansing - were all wrapped up in one party - that staging thing again took hold.

First off, the theme of the party was betrayal and murder. This was @ the height of the, um, Spanky era betwixt Jacob and I and that girl Spanky. As far as I'm concerned, the party was all and only about her. But it was about much more.

We tried to write a play for the party. We all thought up skits for us to do. We wrote a rap to the tune of "Straight outta Compton" about Julius Caesar. We tried to stage an actual "knifing" of me - which SO GLORIOUSLY CAME OFF ( i wandered off to the bathroom, came back, was 'confronted' by the Joker, who said as he 'plunged' an imaginary knife into my back "We have to do this" and was followed by 10 dudes doing same - a deeply cherished memory - that walking up to me w/ the "we have to ...." ). And finally, since they had a full drum set in the living room, the other skit we were gonna do was just JAM the song "Victim of Love" whilst I tried to keep the beat on the LOUD drums.

In the end, there was dansing, there was love, there was wine women and song - there was Spanky - and there was, totally, victims of love that nite.




and also, from closer to 1987: