11 December, 2008

The Gospel of Thomas

Heavy as the main four Gospels are, more and more - I've written this before - two other Gospels are main players in Biblical scholarship. One - (is it Peter?) is touched upon, but The Gospel of Thomas receives a great deal of attention. I've read three separate books on separate -well, New testament scholarship umbrella; but more fine than that? well, then, the three books have separate reasons to exist.

But Thomas is consistently called upon to back up or interpret the main four. A real big deal - I won't go into it too much - for scholars in the field is to find "multiple attestations". That means, scholars want to find stuff in different and unconnected sources - and the older the source, the better (less corrupted by later church teaching). Unconnected sources mean that whatever is being touched upon -be it a Jesus saying or some other happening - has a better chance of being historically true than if only one source has it. Think of it - two independent witnesses to the same story who have never met : good- even great - evidence. One witness of the story? Less good evidence.


So -in what I've been reading = what are the independent sources? The Gospel of Mark is generally argeed upon as the first written Gospel (I've read that possible John is older, hjust not written down until later). The next 'independent' source is the Q document, which I've written about before. It no longer exists, but from comparing Mark w/ Matthew and Luke, scholars think that the latter two gospels are mainly a mixture of Mark and Q Document (plus extra stuff as well). Then there is the Gospel of John. It is radically different than than Matthew, Mark, and Luke. So, along w/ Mark, Q, and John, scholars also use Thomas for verification.

So: if something appears in two of those four seperate sources = chances are heavy that it happened. If it's in only one of the four - chances are that whoever wrote that gospel maybe just put it in there to advance their P.O.V.

And the three books on religion that have been in my hands recently - and I wasn't looking for it, it just happened - have all relied on Thomas to some degree or other.

So - intereting. I have actually read Thomas - it's just a list of 114 sayings of Jesus. Just the sayings, parables, etc etc etc - there are no narratives of birth, death, etc. No story - just strings of sayings. It is also a Gnostic text - not wholly, but even I can see @ this point the divergences w/ the later "Orthodox" thought. But, as an historical document, present scholarship has this Gospel basically alongside the four main ones that contain - to a degree -some historical truth. Well, what I'd better write is that Thomas is a text that scholars have enough ....um, faith in...... to allow them to use it as an historical proof alongside the other gospels.

So, what three books you have been into lately that have used Thomas?

The first selection is rather embarrassing. It's The Parables of Jesus by Joachim Jeremies. This is embarrassinmg because it's my first forey into older heavier Biblical research. No, I won't learn Aramaic or ancient Greek to further my knowledge, but totally kool to reading a book that has streches of Greek in it to properly note his interpretation of the text.

Jeremies big deal is best described by himself (p. 22):
"the nature of our task. Jesus spoke to men of flesh and blood; he addressed himself to the situation of the moment. Each of his parables has a definite historical setting. Hence to recover this is the task before us. What did Jesus intend to say at this or that historical moment? What must have been the effect of his words upon his hearers? These are the questions we must ask in order, so far as possible, to recover the original meanings of the parables, to hear again his authentic voice.

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So- brilliantly - he deconstructs each parable to try and get @ it's original meaning, and what it meant to the dudes actually hearing this parable from the man himself. He uses ancient practices and modern Palestinian ones to compare with the action in the parable. Oftentimes - well, always, according to Jeremies - Jesus would take a story that maybe had happened in the town and then turns it around somehow to give a different view to those listening. So -the parable about the thief in the night - Jeremies thinks that this may have been a story hot @ the time (think "the Parable about the Stupid Governer" is Jesus was alive now- and that is why he used it.

Very dense. Along w/ all the Greek and Aramaic and German translation, one has to closely follow each tangled argument to profit from it. It was a slow read - but I wanted it to go slow to maximise my profit. Felt like graduate schoolmand I was reading some treatsie on draining the fens and how that was important ot the advent of capitalism in England. Very good. Exciting to read an old master, although I'm still no expert to call him an old master.

Oh - Gospel of Thomas, that's right - Jeremies takes that Gospel as a source just as qualified as the four main ones. Then again, it's not theology he's after, but a more historical basis to fit the parables on.

Second book touching on Thomas is from old friend Elaine Pagels: Beyond Belief. I've read her Gnostic Gospels and then her Reading Judas (actually in opposite order). Since Jeremies hit so much on Thomas, I figgered I'd catch some action form this book.


As sumerised below, this had a real cool argument that I have heard before (From Wikipedia article on Thomas):

Another argument for the early date (originally brought forward as the central argument of Elaine Pagels' book Beyond Belief The Secret Gospel of Thomas) is that there seems to be conflict between the Gospel of John and the Gospel of Thomas. Certain passages in the Gospel of John can only be understood in light of a community based on the theological teachings of the Gospel of Thomas. John is the only one of the Canonical Gospels that gives Thomas a speaking part - indicating respect for the Thomas community. This is because the Gospel of John and the Gospel of Thomas are theologically similar in almost every respect except one. In the story of Doubting Thomas, the Johannine Community is theologically rebutting the Thomas community. The Johannine Community believes in a bodily resurrection; Thomas community believes in a spiritual resurrection — and completely rejects a bodily resurrection. So the Gospel of John has Thomas physically touch the risen Jesus and acknowledges his bodily nature. Pagel's interpretation of John requires that a Thomas community existed when John's Gospel was written.


In the book she writes that early on this belief that John was written in response to Thomas - and then used her career as a scholar to try to prove it. She is not the only one to ever express this thought - I have read it before. But again, the movement/'fighting' w/in the early christian communities over what Christianity meant - and the eventual emergence of what is known as the 'orthodox' view - holds a heavy historical interest for me.

Last book for me - i'm reading it as we write - is Jesus A Revolutionary Biography. Pretty good - not as hard as the Jeremies, but not the breeze that Pagels is by now. He is involved in the Jesus Symposium, or whatever - it's deal is to try to get to the real historical Jesus. Lotta problems w/ this movement, but whatever - this book is cool. His take on Jesus - and i'm only on, say, p.50 - is that Jesus was somewhat of a ....I hesitate to use revolutionary figure, but actually Crossan has it in the title. So, an axample of this takes us back to the parables - the Parable of the Mustard seed has often been told a sa parable of a little bit of faith will grow into huge strong faith. But Crossan has it that in ancient Palestine, Mustard plants were often weeds that attracted birds to it's branches. So, a weed that attracts seedeating birds into the culitvated farm actually is a terrible thing. But to landless people, it means something else.

Good books.

10 December, 2008

New Hilts Express

My first major interview for the N.H.E. couldn't have been more intimidating. My subject, Virgil 'just make it' Hilts, has been a major artist on many scenes for almost three decades. From his initial stature as one of the founding members of the seminal 1970's punk band The New Association, along with his roofing, performance art, and cranks- to his film, music, writing, and acting career today. With work progressing on his latest film, the N.H.E. thought it would be a good time to catch up on America's most vital living artist.

It was well before noon on a Monday before I was able to successfully ring Hilts telly in his hotel room. Deep into filming the sequel to his massive hit "dcs selection show 2007", Hilts wiped the sleepiness out his voice as he remembered his press obligations : "Shit, fuck, I wish I could have slept more. When did I agree to this fucking interview? Fuck." Over the phone the sound of deep hacking went on for 10 seconds - this kept being a repeated phenom - and kept interrupting his thoughts. Yet, when I was finally able to put a record in front of his face, hilts became a different person:maybe it was his profound narcissism, but when the subject turned to Hilts - he never stopped talking. it was an interview that touched on many subjects - his weekend, his film and recording career, art and controversy. But it started on travel.

New Hilts Express: With all of the filming, do you ever have any down time?

Hilts: Yes. In fact, over the weekend, I made a quick trip over to Russia. Convoy. Supplies, or....um.... This was on a Friday. Last Friday, I think. I really needed to.....um .....relax.... and I figured that a quick Strasser sail to the Crimean coast would hit the spot. I was only gone real quick few hours - it's amazing what modern transport has wrought. Really. Back in the olden days, it would be a massive planned out trip, taking a half day - or even a full day - to get where you wanted. Sandwiches needed to be packed - reading materials for the long El and bus rides all mapped and planned........now? Boom. Half and hour- and that's roundels, innit? Whaaaa, back? Depending on traffic, you know..... maybe 45m. A revolution in time and space, that Strasser is. Plus - Gainsborough, Dolomite San Francisco 1994, the Kinks - all can be played maximusly.


New Hilts Express: But there is damage to the airship, isn't there? How's piloting it these days?

Hilts: It's rough, I will not hide that fact. (pauses, thoughtful). Aviation fuel - the drop has been tremendous. Sorties such cheaper, now, then earlier in the war - say, 2m ago. But the ride, maaaaaaan. Dry it's fine- but add water or ice, and it's like I'm trapped in Pearl Harbour and enemy dive bombers are raking my ship. Slipping and gliding on the ice and wet pavement: insane. It's terrible. What's needed, now I fully realise, is a spell in drydock. Expensive. Not such how many pounds (sterling) it will cost. We'll see if the record company can fix up some cash for us to correct the ship.

New Hilts Express: Word is you also caught a basketball game that Friday.

Hilts: (enthusticlly) Yes, yes, I did. Thanks for asking! I went to Hilts H.S.'s first game of the season, and they won big. I was able to get in on the guest list as well - it helps to know people who work @ the stadium and will comp you in. $3 is a lot of money these days. It was a fun game. Nice crowd, got to see the end of the Farragut game before Hilts H.S took the court - and they won big.

New Hilts Express: Favourite player?

Hilts: All of them.

New Hilts Express: Where did you sit?

Hilts: (laughing) Well, well, funny that, cause, y’know, as it was, I was sittin’ up a bit, middle or so, fifteen rows back, up amongst only the my selves, y’know, and, uh, enjoyin’, and, uh, I see a Bozo lookin’ head in a place where for years a certain Bozo head ‘d sit. And sure and all it was him - Bozotop. Hadn’t seen’m in , like -oh, say only eight years. Sickly cat - good to see him just movin’. So, um, I slid down to where he was sitting -working, more like it, ‘cause he, uh, he runs the, uh, uh, the uh, scoreboard at many games, and this was one of them. Bozotop- eight years. He’s fine. Still with the paralyzed arm, still w/ the, uh, kinda thought processes that….well….. it was good to see him.

New Hilts Express: You sat with him while he worked?

Hilts:Yes. Second half. Kinda uncomfortable, sitting.... (Hilts crouches in demonstration) but also it’s, ah, nice to , well, sit there as the players come in, watch the coaches yell at the refs, all that …… part of the game, almost like seeming. But yeah, uncomfortable sittin’.

New Hilts Express: You are famous for going out on Fridays for a few in one of the Irish taverns in Mt. Greenwood or Beverly to start to start your weekend. The gossip papers often have stories and pictures of your escapades at places like Lanigans or Keegans, you shamelessly out of control. Tell us: did you have any of your famous “Two/Thirds” Guiness/Cider’s this weekend?
Hilts: No.

New Hilts Express: You stayed in?

Hilts:Well, uh, basically, uh, (shrugs) yeah.

New Hilts Express: Where was Gf?

Hilts: Sick all weekend. She was to go to the game Friday as well, but was too sick. (Shaking head) I was pretty disappointed. Poor women though, innit - her man tekkin’ her tah a high school basketball game onna Friday night.


New Hilts Express: Did you see her at all?

Hilts:Yah, yeah, of course. I, uh, was, uh, was at her place before the game. It started at eight, so I went to her place after school. We took a light dinner, then ate tea before leaving. She’vs fine. She’s been bugged up fer a bit, y’know.

New Hilts Express: Saturday night, as we know from the society papers, you were @ a birthday party in the fashionable Mt. Greenwood Homan Street area. There were many actors and actresses you have worked with before there - Mom, Bolo, Neice.4 and Neice.5: with so much start power, what are these parties like?

Hilts: Uh, yeah yeah. Lots of people. But, you know, those Homan parties....just, uh, a lot of love. feels like family. And wilde: running around, screaming, barking, laughter..... It was a party for, uh, it was for, ...it was a birthday party for Nephew.3. Nice - we had cake, and we ate it too. I must amidt that after they all left the Homan area, i did go out for a long drive, lookin' for, well, I guess I went a little Ahab. But, yeah, lots of people I've , uh, worked with before.

New Hilts Express: And people you are working with presently. Mom was there- is she in the new film?

Hilts: Well, yeah. Her character was such a big hit in the first film, worldwide marketing virtually , like, you know, demanded her reprise. She's good. Bolo, yeah, yeah, he can be a pain, all th fuckin' yapping and jabbering and always wanting to just, like, drop in yer lap.....kin be, uuh, fucking irritantin........ but, uh, his parts are to be filmed this weekend, and uh, it's a good art. the scenes between, uh, these two - Mom and Bolo -should carry the film to the younger crowd. Really. Who wants to fookin see me or, uh, Chemical Man? The kids - and these are the ones who watch the film again and again, know what I mean - want to see Mom or Bolo or whoever the fuck have you. I'm an add on. Really.

New Hilts Express: And the Priest?

Hilts: Well, yeah yeah, of course. Favoured character o mine. They wrote him in again. Expand the role, made it a little bit, ah, more, um, triumphal, or something.
At that moment, Hilts had to excuse himself to answer a phone call. Whoever was on the phone certainly caught his attention - Hilts hurriedly ran to put on his coat and, said that we would have to continue our interview sometime later. Although it was a pleasant chat, I'd wished i'd been able to talk for a longer bit. However, we will have to let Hilts latest film do the talking. Due to be released this Tuesday morning to a worldwide audience, "dcs selection show 2008" - along w/ a hit song by Processed to be released simultaneously - should .................. gently allow me to end this faux interview since it has run out of gas anyway. Farts.

06 December, 2008

05 December, 2008

Hammer’s Theorem of Final Category Selection

Written by Lazers
edited by Hilts
After reading about the nearly mano-a-mano matchup between J&B and the Bar two weeks ago, it was refreshing to enter a relatively crowded TC Pub last night. I suspect not many of them were drawn by the not-so-enticing Oakland/San Diego matchup on the NFL Network. It was all about the trivia. Tonight, it would be a dogfight.

J&B represented by: Chemical Man, Stix, Nitenurse, Hilts, Gf and Montana


The competition: Bar, Consonants Seeking Vanna, Bump This, and Newbies

J&B has solicited the services of Lawyer to look into trademark infringement by that last team.

First half: TV/Entertainment/Sports

Teri Garr was a supporting performer on this 70s variety show (Benkowski gave ‘73-‘74, but she was on it ‘71-‘72)?

1st Bear with 1000+ receiving yards in consecutive seasons (‘95 and ‘96)?

George from “Seinfeld” was based upon whom?

Two top-billed females in “Dumb and Dumber”?

Led ’03 White Sox in RBI?

On “Happy Days”, Chachi’s first name?

Bears’ opponent in 2001 season playoffs?

Fergie Jenkins career win total?

Who played Maggie Seaver on “Growing Pains”?

Who played Cliff Barnes on “Dallas”?

June ’87- Sox player set team record for RBI in one month with 36?

Top-billed female in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”?

1st time an NHL team pulled its goalie- what year? (Benkowski factor at play for this one)

A “Drink Faster” contest pits an old guy from Vanna against an old guy from the Bar. The Vanna guy downs his beer in little more than a second. STix: “Wow- that’s a sad prowess, isn’t it.”

Scores at the half: Bump 980 Bar 940 J&B 740 Newbies 720 Vanna 610

Second half: Music/Mixed Entertainment & Streets/Food & Geena Davis

Early music question asks J&B for 1988 Record of the Year: Bobby ________- “Don’t _____ be _____”?

Stix is J&B’s Rickey Henderson. When there is a music category, he has the green light. The rest of the team can relax, and next thing we know there is a runner on third. Tonight was no different…until Stix quickly answered the above question with Bobby Brown- “Don’t Be Cruel”. Uh-oh. Part II will provide the actual answer, but this gaffe made Art gun-shy in the music category for the rest of the night. All of a sudden, Rickey was looking towards the dugout for the steal signal.


1996- sang “Fly Like an Eagle”?

Gazpacho is a cold soup from which country?

Bubble & Squeak- what is it or which country is it from?

’84- Geena Davis auditions for this TV comedy show but wasn’t hired?

’85 Best Supporting Actress- Angelica Huston- which movie?

For a music question, someone guesses R Kelly. Benkowski: “I will never ask an R Kelly question.”

I don’t recall what the last question on the board was, but J&B elects to utilize its “Ladies Choice” challenge- the young Newbies concede the “oldest lady”. J&B gets the last 200 points on the board.

Scores after two halves: Bump 1880 J&B 1760 Bar 1740 Newbies 1450 Vanna 1110

Choice of Final Category: 2008 World of Sex, 1997 Music, or Thursday Sports Section

Stix still seems gun-shy about a music category, even though he seemed very confident regarding the year involved. Hammer’s Theorem of Final Category Selection is recalled (a past email in which Peppys asked why we didn’t select the music category when Stix was playing). J&B selects Music.

Two of three wins wager. All three wins 3000 bonus points.

J&B wagers the second place classic- enough the top the third place team if they double their score.

Music- Name the artists for these 1997 songs:

“Honey”
“Hypnotize”
“Fly”

Sex- a recent survey ranked world countries based upon how much sex they have. What three countries have the most sex?

Sports:

Who scored first Blackhawk goal in game vs. Anaheim on 12/2?
Who is the catching prospect the Sox received from Atlanta in the Javier Vazquez trade?
Prior to the ongoing Oakland/San Diego game, what are the two highest scoring teams in the NFL this season?

As Rocky Balboa said to Clubber Lang: “Go for it”



Part II
J&B guesses Mariah Carey, Notorious B.I.G., and Sugar Ray. Confidence level is very high.

First half answers:

The Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour

Curtis Conway

Larry David

Lauren Holly and Teri Garr

Carlos Lee

Charles

Philadelphia Eagles

284 wins

Joanna Kerns

Ken Kercheval

Harold Baines

Jennifer Grey

Benkowski answer: Blackhawks in 1941.

Per internet research- real answer is Bruins in 1931 Stanley Cup semifinals.


Second half answers:


Bobby McFerrin- “Don’t Worry, Be Happy”

Seal

Spain

United Kingdom- Benkowski- fried meal with cabbage and potatoes. It can actually include more leftover ingredients than those.

Saturday Night Live

Prizzi’s Honor

Final Question:

Vanna- 1110- Sex- guesses Holland (no), Sweden (correct), and Brazil (correct)- wagered 610- up to 1720.

Newbies- 1450- Music- guesses Mariah Carey (correct), Notorious B.I.G. (correct), and Sugar Ray (correct)- wagered 1200- with bonus up to 5650.

Little drama regarding J&B’s final score- it’s just a matter of how well Bump This answered and wagered.

Bar- 1740- Music- guesses Mariah Carey (correct), Notorious B.I.G. (correct), and Sugar Ray (correct)- wagered 1740- with bonus up to 6480.

J&B- 1760- Music- guesses Mariah Carey (correct), Notorious B.I.G. (correct), and Sugar Ray (correct)- wagered 1721- with bonus up to 6481.

Bump This- 1880- Sports- guesses Jonathan Toews (no), Tyler Flowers (correct), and NY Giants and Tennessee (only half correct)- wagered 1800- from the penthouse to the outhouse with a final score of 80.

Those last 200 points loomed large as J&B wins its second trivia battle in a row.

Answers- Sex: Greece, Brazil, and Sweden

Answers- Sports: Patrick Sharp, Tyler Flowers, NY Giants and NY Jets

Answers- Music: all above

The next trivia night in two weeks on December 18th- the annual “Stix’s Music Christmas Party”- everyone should bring food. I’m “in”.

2008 Championship: J&B paid for 6 deposits (Stix, Nitenurse, Lazers, Chemical Man, Hilts and Stix ponied up for one extra) to lock in our spot. I think Benkowski wants the rest of the deposit at the next trivia night, so J&B has to finalize its roster prior to then. By my count, we are at 6 or 7 (Stix, Nitenurse, Lazers, Chemical Man, Hilts and Stix) right now. Peppys/Hammer sounds like a “maybe” pending roster need. Dragon is a “maybe” pending flight schedules. I think we need to have at least 8. Pending Hammers and Dragon’s final response, we may need to recruit some players. Vaugn’s name already was tossed out as a possible call-up. Either way, we should try to add a second lady.

Championship is December 27th at Salerno’s- start time by 7:30.

new favourite book

I have a new favourite book -and by which I mean the physical article of the book - no, so far ulysses has not been supplanted in the fiction world, and there are just far too many nons to do anything better than to 'cut it to a hundred'.

My new book - shit if it ain't the Bible -by way of a thrift store (65th and Kedzie, la plus brave ded braves). I wasn't looking for one, but a 2002 edition of "The Young Catholics Bible" or somehting made its way into my eyesitelines, scooped it up, and then:

Um, those pages - so thin, so new, so touchable.......ooo, that beautiful cover, which will not go raggeds in my knapsack, and here's the embarrassing part:

AS someone who has observed textbooks for the last, say 30 years, I have watched them change from a 1900 version of The Times of London - all print, no pix - to text constantly cut up by charts, maps, pictures, side boxs, etc etc etc... The thinking is is that it makes it easier to read for the modern reader.

So, my new favourite book - not just looks so pretty and new; it also, um, makes it easier to read. So, you know I read books about the Bible a lot - and I have read the New Testement (mainly - not 100% yet, but 85%), but this book is gettiing me , um, ready for the O.T.

Even has Matthew 6 in it.

"Bonny"

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04 December, 2008

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But you know it's gonna be/ alright

So, although I have many favourite students - so many are 'my favourite' - but I have a new one. He's been a favourite of mine since last year, but this years he's been put under my 'protection', so to speak, and it's been a good thing.

He's a very special -special as in special - immigrant fro China who is now a senior here. He is very hard to understand when he talks - he not only has trouble getting out his words, but his accent is very heavy. And then there are his thought processes. Very off. He constantly gets on a thought pattern and it's very hard to get him off it. He likes to write to the principal pages long hand written letters complaining about this or that. For example, his latest sthicht is "Why are the students allowed to loiter after school around the El stop?" Or, maybe, he was asking "why are they not allowed to hang out there?". Maybe - I'm not sure. He shouts when he is excited. He falls on the ground when he is sad. I've caught him riding a book cart like a horse. Crazy stuff.

He has lots of trouble w/ security here. He is basically a nuisance - people do not like him around, so they try to get him out of their area. So, the basketball team - get ready to read a lot about them, since season opens......to-morrow(!!!) had their annual preseason varsity-JV game (I am stealing the idea this year for the girls- so excited am I about THAT season starting in 3-4 m (!!!) ) last week in our gym. I took the kid- Mayo - to see a few minutes of the game and when I got to the door, they all yelled @ Mayo to "Get OUT of Here!!" and "You're NOT COMING in here". Yes, sometimes here, you do get belligerent ghouls.* A lot of trouble w/ security, who view him a a total pain.

I used to deal w/ hi last year in the library a lot. We have the kids pay ten cents for every page they print (we'd be penniless in a matter hours if it went free), and when paying he would generally come up to the circ desk and just drop coins all over it. I realised immed. that his was a different case and I rather enjoyed when he would drop coins all over the place. He has outbursts and realised that people treat him the way they do (bad). And he has trouble understanding why.

So, I thought: am I being cruel to a special ed kid finding fun in the way he pays? Nah- I knew I liked him as a fellow human, and knew that someone here needed to show him dignity. (I know, I know; Hilts: are you again trying yr 'i'm like Jesus -i am, I know it!!!" sthicht again? We are so sick of it)

So, this year he got a 'job' working in the media center. We take in a lot of kids who are in the 'work study' program - they are seniors and have enough credits to graduate except for those couple classes they take in the A.M. My first year here, we had a real good worker. She knew her stuff and was real good. I still see her around the area and always tell her "College, girl, and then come back and work or us again"**. She did it all as a clerk - handled the $$, dealt w/ circulation, readied the books to go out, etc etc etc...But we also get alot of special ed kids whose duties include, well, stuff like pushing the chairs back in and picking up the trash on the floor - meaning that's a bout all we could depend on them for.

So, in September, the work study/special ed lady - I'm not sure which she is - came into the lib. and asked if we could have Mayo in the lib for work. My colleges, I'm sure, slumped shoulders inside immediately - but said "we'd try'm out".

Now, understand, we all were like -even me -uh-oh!! this is gonna be interesting!!

I put myself in change - I knew how people treated him, and immed. wanted to shield him. So, he was given a few easy duties and I tried to teach him how to do it. So, re shelving the books was his first duty -and guess what? Not only did he not mind this task (we librarians are too good/busy to do mundane things like 'reshevle books' - it's always th clerks and kids job.), but because of whatever is his makeup - HE LOVES TO RESHEVLE BOOKS. A caveat - only the non fiction books are his specialty - because novels are shelved under the authors first three letters of their last name (Ulysses, here, is labeled FIC JOY) - and Mayo is numbers oriented. However, give him a 940 (WW2), a 921 (Bio), a 362 (social problems) - or, maybe, the 740's (art), the 200's (religion), etc etc etc... and he's perfect.

And today, I realized just how much he likes to do it - when I had to go to the office for paperwork etc, I told him that there was a great deal of books to reshelve-and when he saw the stacks of stuff there, he let out a great shout and a leaped up joyously like it was '83 again and he'd just see Harold Baines lift that fly into the outfield and - in that instant of shouting and jumping - was the realization that Julio Cruz is gonna make it in from third ***.

I have a feeling that numbers are easy for him, and he enjoys the logic of them. My guess is is that he has some autistic in him, and -not a 'Rain Man' deal -but something like that. It's funny- in cps, we have various ways that differ fom the regular Dewey Decimal System. For example, the all bio's are shelved under 921. All fiction is not in the 800's - the novels, again, are under "FIC" and those three letters. And, sometimes, if we think - because we know the teachers and know the assignments and have been doing this for a long time - we sometimes shelve them where we think it will best help the kids. So, he's good -when something is strangely labeled, he will take it out and ask "Why?".


He also has some other jobs - but he hates them. Shelve reading is one of the boringest jobs in a lib. It's , get the chair out, sit, stare 2 the books, and make sure they are all in order. The worst. Mind rot. I tried to get him to do it and he told me he didn't like to do it.

But his other big love? Vacuuming!! The library is full of books, and is also full of dust. So, since no one likes cleaning or vacuuming - we were all happy when he took to this job as well.

So, reading this, you may think -"shit, they are exploiting this kid - doing the things that no one else wants to" - but it's not that. Because of me, we tried to get the kid a position for his work study - no one else wanted him. So, we were very happy that we were able to get some use out of him. And it's better than that.

I'm pretty well liked @ the school,and I am trying to use 'my good offices' or whatever 'goodwill' I've built up here to make it easier for this kid. People know that he's under my 'protection', so I Hope that he will not be picked on - even by the adults. And it's also been my my mission to treat him w/ attention. Where most view him as a total nuisance -and I realise that he is such a giant handful - I make sure he gets my attention. When he stutters out some almost incomprehensible statements, I make sure to ask again and look him in the eyes until I understand what he's saying. Every library question is answered -although sometimes I just have to say "Trust me, that's the way it's supposed to be".

So, he's won his place in the library. The other people I work w/ now ask Mayo to do little favours - w/ kids, it's funny- they love when you ask them to do little favours. I like the maybe Mayo finds our place a safe place for him. i think it is.
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*=generally here, my impression of most of the teachers is thus "Fuck - that's such a good idea!! Man, I wish I was even 25% of the teacher you are"
**=always do I talk of university and that ya just gotta experience it, kid ....all the time
***=sorry, sorry, sorry, somethings just stick in yr mind. 16 again.

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From MaCousin






Quelle damage

Boy, I hadn't realised the damage to NS-1 Peter Strasser, flagship of all fleets. I'd had to wheel full starboard to avoid a crash on a wet pavement kinda street a fortnight ago - and only when I had to go on wet ground again did I realise that this isn't just a messed alignment in the bows of the vessel. I'm fearing that the whole front rudder system is fucked -and will take many a dueschtmarks to drydock it for further battle.

But - still I ride. it's totally drivable - but its hard to turn @ speed on the wet.

Now, realise - my driving style closely resembles the destroyers action @ Jutland or maybe one of the many 'glorious' night battles off of Guadacanal -that is, full speed and helm to port when needed, reverse the propellers suddenly to drop behind that ship or this, and sudden dips and scatters when conditions call for.

This gets me there...ususally.

However, fettered driving is scarey driving. Ice this morning? - there were patches - sudden slow almost to a full stop when taking in helm changes - better that then a slide into the ship next to me. Regular all ahead full when everything is moving in my dierection? Full hands on the steering wheel - and no taking yr eyes/hands out of the important business of sailing. A moments thin attention means disaster.

01 December, 2008

Assembled Cinema, Thursday to Sunday


This Thanksgiving was to be purposeful for many reasons. Most of my plans ran by the shitside, but I DID watch a tonne of movies. I had lots of time - and more time added on after that as if it was some soccer game and the time was kept by god - so I watched lots of stuff. This is my list of most interesting to least.


1. Best of it all was "Contempt" (Mepris) by Godard (DVD/Mt. Greenwood Library). Loved it. Many things. Never paid much attention to Bridget Bardot, but now I know. Never paid atten to her - but now. When this film was to be filmed, I read that it caused a great stir of interest because of the teaming of Godard and Bardot - the super hot director and the super hot women. I could imagine the excitement. The producers wanted to have some naked shots of her i the story -who wouldn't - but Godard just shot a small little bit to be put @ the front of the film showing her fine backside to the camera while she talks to Michel Piccoli. I loved that sometimes she slipped into a wig - she was famous for her blonde hair. Piccoli was kool too. He wore a hat that he said was to remind him of Dean Martin in some movie-- but his look kept reminding me of John Lurie in "Stranger than Paradise". He looked a lot like him, and guess that maybe even the earlier look was an influence on Lurie.


And Bardot. Never had I any interested in her - and she's still not my archtype of femininity ( I have many archetypes, actually - a smattering of tomboy is always welcome, as well as many other very feminine attributes. But she consistently looked great, and was a great counterpoint to Lurie...err, i mean Piccoli. Loved the outfits.


And a beautifully filmed film. The houses, the Med., the blue blues, red reds, and yellow yellows that dominate the visuals of this movie are really striking. Godard had done b/w before this, and from my reading on the film this was to be his first $$Colourfilm$$. He did well.


2. “Mrs. Brown” (VCR/Harold Washington Library). I'm a bit of an anglophile, so 2h about a an old queen fucking a Scotsman is enough of a plot for me. Great flick, however. Brown was great. This was a film I figgered I could get my Mom to watch - it was supposed to be good, it was in English, and it wasn't too strange of a story. She didn't watch it all, but I did hear a snigger out of her a few times.


3. “Hawks and Sparrows” (VCR/HWL) After loving “Matthew” and hating “Arabian Nights” I get another good Pasolini film. Not quite the Matthew height, but the super scene was worth the whole film - the two main characters walk up to a rural restaurant where there are ten guys tying to get a hep danse down to some hep rock tango. It’s a great idea, done and filmed well - koolplus as they reuse the song throughout the film. There were uncool parts to the film, but overall it was pretty good. Take away that one scene and the film loses most of it's superness.



4.“Quantum of Solace” (Ridge Theatre/film) Went to the late 9.30p on Saturday. It’s always funny getting out of a film there / that late - there are more garbage bags stacked next to each other than people meandering out, and the food lobby just outside the theatre doors is particularly empty. I was hungry going in and was too cheap to pay the fuckin’ $5 for popcorn - but I had the orange. Bond was good , but nowhere as entertaining as the last one.


5. “Classe Tous Risque” (DVD/Mt.G Lib) Lovely French gangster drama. I love French police films where they put up roads blocks and check all the bus and train stations. I’ve seen lots of’m. This one had an innovative way to fool the police. Good flick.


6."Women of the night" (DVD/HWL) Japanese film, 1940's, director under the direct influence of the Italian Neo Realist movement, and about prostitutes. Hmm. I know one person who likes all of that. Well, i'm not sure about the Italian Neo Realistic thing, but a film about Japanese prostitutes is rite up his alley. The older sister was hot. The younger?


7."Rush Hour 3" (Mt.GL/ DVD)I have always liked both Jackie and Chris Tucker, and I realised this would be a lite watch, I do so Like to laugh. I liked the first two films - I have a soft spot for buddy cop films enough -I liked Lethal Weapons and etc... I like Kung Fu type movies. It was ok. I laughed. I even laughed when Chris Tucker made the vulger toss away remark to a girl who needed to freshen up in the bathroom "Hey- do you need a match?" typical of the humour in nthe film. As a 10yo I mita laughed @ the joke, but now I laugh @ how stupid the joke is. But I laughed.


8."The Monster" (VCR/HWL)- I wanted to get this because one of my favourite actors is in this film - "Monsieur Hire"'s Michel Blanc. It's an Italian film - Blanc is French -so it was as arresting watching him speak Italian as the first time I saw him speak English. Pretty stupid, butlite enough.



9."La Haine" (DVD/HWL) It was way late when I watched this film anbout the streets of Paris and three blokes who inhabit them. It was ok, but I was tired and sleepy. Maybe I should try it again.



10. and 11. "Everest (IMAX)" (DVD/HWL) and "Return to Everest". (VCR/HWL) I'm in a huge mountain climbing/Everest mood lately, and I thought that these two films would give me lots of great visuals to go along w/ all the words about these subjects that I have found so beautiful. Not so. Both sucked and were a great dissapointment. Especially the IMAX one. "Return" was more of a cultural thing about the Sherpas, and the IMAX film - although some kool shots -bored. I actually have another film on Everest in my napsack - it's an educational thing geared towards HS students - but it can't be as big a dissapointment as theese two. Don't watch them. Dissapointment maximus.


"Irma Veep" (Shulzer Library/VCR) and "Fire"(DVD/HWL) both had problems. I'd already seen "Fire" a few ears back, but had mixed it up w/ "Earth". Didn't rtewatch it because I had so many other films. "Irma Veep" intrigued - a mix of languages betwixt French and English and me in the mood - but the tracking was like the Bears this year. Horrid. Couldn't make it through 15m before realising that the tacking would be messed, so I hit stop. Otra beis.

The Advent of Bardot


Thanksgiving

Anytime it's somewhere to go especial and on a timeline, bet buckets that Gf will be in a tizzing mood. Say, any Thnaksgiving for example! This year we were to go to her brothers way down in Frankfurt.

I'll say it rite now. I've been to many things @ this place by now, and this Thursday ran typical:

Remained silent - after hellohowareyous - for a long bit.
Talked a bit w/ Gf @ the crowded kitchen table.
Cut away for some reading of blogs and such. (why doesn't Blackie start his blog up again - it was the best blog ever.).
Ate - incredible, as it was a well cooked Thanksgiving dinner. Outstanding. Sweat potatoes and brussels sprouts made only cause Gf would know that I liked them. Just great food.
Blogged a bit - read, wrote, thought.
Vast passages in The Parables of Jesus by Jeremies read.
It was way late when we hauled up anchor and made our was from 20000's south to Belmont north not via and expressway. Her brother had an eye accident @ work, and so for the past few years he cannot drive. This really sucks, since he is a a baby and cannot just take the bus places he needs to go. Even though he has a car and his eye is good enough so that he can now return to work, he doesn't drive. So, when there is some type of family outing, he has to be picked up and then driven home. Miles and miles. Yeesh. He got to Gf's via the bus on Thanksgiving, but we had to drive him home. I'm used to it, but I think that he really takes advantage ...Chicago runs out like 12000 west out there, and it's actually a good bet to move north and south out there via the N/S roads - like Wolf or Harlem - instead of trying to seek out I-80 or whatever. So - a deep drive, taking up lots of time, from her brothers to drop her other brother off - and then back to her place. A long trip.
I really missed my family this holiday. This marks the third year Ive been to Thanksgiving and Christmas w/ her family. No problem for this Christmas, though - our famil and her family's celebrations are not on the same day, so finally.... It really struck me this year. Thanksgivings have always been a downer for the family - my Dad died on Thanksgiving Sunday, my brother and cousin (Cousin's Dad) dies around this date. Funny, especially w/ my Dad. His dates of birth and death always fall on these days. So, every year, we get to celebrate his birth, his death, and then the "day" he dies - that Thanksgiving Sunday nite. Three 'dates' to mourn Dad. So, I really felt bad when I missed Thanksg. for the third time in a row, but then Gf and I had plans to go out on the Sunday nite for the Bears game. I petitioned and told her my feelings (wow - I told her my feelings) - and we dinnered @ my house while wondering why Devin hester is not runignback kickoffs still.